Can music really knock out a whole auditorium of people? Hey, I know films can; What Happens in Vegas anyone? According to this article at Wired, music that have “melodies that excite the imagination, [...]mellow it out, and [...]knock it out completely within the space of 10 minutes” tend to be what makes people the sleepiest. Japanese neurologist Dr. Takuro Endo tried it on an auditorium of 1,500 people and only half succeeded. Oh, please. Let me at ‘em. If anyone is the queen of long, repetitive drone music, it’s me. Below is a playlist of some of my most conscious draining tunes, guaranteed to knock you out, or put you into a mild state of hypnosis. Whichever comes first.

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NEVERMIND! WordPress won’t let you embed imeem playlists, which is really backwards. Geez, maybe I should have just stayed at Blogger. To be continued…

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Mwahahahah! You thought you could stop me, WordPress. But feast your eyes on THIS. (Refresh your page if it doesn’t show up the first time.)